Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?
She thought it was pregnant because it missed a period.
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Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
She wanted to know how to cook food stamps.
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What do you call four blondes in a Volkswagen?
Far-from-thinkin.
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What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
Spot.
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Did you hear about the blonde that shot an arrow into the air?
She missed.
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What do you give the blonde who has everything?
Penicillin.
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Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went?
It finally dawned on her.
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Why do blondes get confused in the bathroom?
They have to pull their own pants down.
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Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?
She heard that the drinks were on the house.
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Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?
From trying to blow out lightbulbs.
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Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?
The noise gave her a headache.