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    Default A woman goes into Cabela's

    A woman goes into Cabela's to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.

    A Cabela's associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She says,'Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?'

    He says, 'Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes.' She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.

    He says, 'That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB Test line. It's a good all around combination; and it's on sale this week for only $20.00.'

    She says, 'It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!' As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.

    'Oh, that sounds like a Master Card,' he says.

    She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around?

    The man rings up the sale and says 'That'll be $34.50 please.'

    The woman is totally confused by this and asks, 'Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?'

    He replies, 'Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Catfish Bait is $3.50'

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    lol

    LMFAO
    what ive got

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    made me chuckle lol
    There come's a time in your life...
    When you realise who matters,who never did
    and who always will
    So don't worry about the people from the past because...
    There was a reason they didn't make it to the future






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    mark did you make that up yourself
    what ive got

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    1.0.0 zebra finch - un-named
    1.0.0 lop eared rabbit - dylan
    0.1.0 cross breed dog - lassie
    0.0.30 assorted tropical fish - to many to name


    wish list
    more corns
    female bearded dragon
    more leopard gecko's
    royal pythons
    cresties



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    lol

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    Rawr =p

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    lol thats a belter ive got a 9 ft shakespeare graphite rod xD
    dont chew on me D:


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    oh dear... lol xx
    "Don't worry, about a thing.... Cause every little thing, gonna be alright"

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