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    (Women will LOVE this one!)

    A woman, and a man, are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one.. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways.

    After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers.

    The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days.'

    Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive.'

    The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.' She hands the bottle to the man.

    The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

    The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.

    The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'

    The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police...'




    MORAL OF THE STORY:
    Women are clever, evil *****es.
    Don't mess with them.
    There come's a time in your life...
    When you realise who matters,who never did
    and who always will
    So don't worry about the people from the past because...
    There was a reason they didn't make it to the future






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    haha. brilliant.. lol

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    hehe evil =p

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    thats brilliant :P proves the point not to mess with us women we'll always win... guys take note :P xx
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