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    Default Nine words women use

    (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

    (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

    (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

    (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission.. Don't Do It!

    (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

    (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

    (8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

    (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
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    i like it

    and very true

    lol
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    you missed out...

    WE NEED....... Which translates to ......I WANT

    WE NEED TO TALK....... Which translates to ......I WANT TO MOAN
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    Quote Originally Posted by paulcoyle View Post
    you missed out...

    WE NEED....... Which translates to ......I WANT

    WE NEED TO TALK....... Which translates to ......I WANT TO MOAN
    PMSL!!!! Quality Paul, pure genius!
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    lol to true

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    I'll use this info to my advantage.......

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    HAHAHAHA that is so true i use all them all the time lol

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    yep sounds awfy familiar :P xx
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    Oh! I dunno... hmmm ...heee... ahhhh ... well maybe :P

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    lolol they are all so very true...
    I might be daft but I'm not stupid!!
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    Just ignore Matt and Mark... I am NOT a Looney!!!!


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    Talking

    what about

    1) im right
    2) your wrong
    3) i already no
    4) for god sake
    5) im tired tonight
    6) i have a headach
    7) im going to my mums
    8) its not my fault
    9) theres something wrong with the car

    can do traslations if you like but dont think there needed........hehehehe

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    OMG! George! Men are just as bad!!!!!!!
    I might be daft but I'm not stupid!!
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    Just ignore Matt and Mark... I am NOT a Looney!!!!


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